Lawns are one of the most widespread yet environmentally damaging features of modern residential life. While often seen as symbols of order, ownership, or aesthetic pride, they offer almost no ecological benefit and consume vast amounts of resources. Lawns require excessive watering, fertilization, and mowing, all of which harm the environment. In many regions, maintaining a green lawn wastes drinkable water during droughts and contributes to runoff pollution from chemical fertilizers and pesticides. Lawns also displace native ecosystems, providing little to no habitat for pollinators, birds, or beneficial insects. Additionally, the machinery used to maintain them emits greenhouse gases and noise pollution, all in service of an outdated ideal. Alternatives like native plant gardens, edible landscapes, and rewilded yards not only reduce environmental damage but also support biodiversity and sustainability. Moving away from lawns is not just about aesthetics—it’s about making responsible choices that align with climate realities and ecological health. Lawns are a legacy of a past that valued conformity and artificial control over the land. Today, the better path is to replace them with spaces that serve both people and the planet.